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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

No go.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

© you're so funny!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Are vampires real?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?